If you go to Twins games, you will be put on the jumbo-tron.  Just remember you’ll be in HD to the whole stadium. Please remember this and know it’ll rock when you do.  If you get us a photo we’ll throw it up on the site.  Here is jumbo-tron photo number one.
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Chan Ho Park is honest.  Chan Ho Park is clean cut.  Chan Ho Park has diarrhea.  All logical and easy to understand things.  Really the only one I don’t get is why the Yankees forced Park to shave.  Park was so menacing with his Phillies beard that they should have made the exception.  Let’s...
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IPODs rock, just to get that out of the way.  Along those lines the Twins defense is going to be pretty aight this season.  Punto on third taint horrible as long as he hits above the Mendoza line.  Harby at short has promise.  The O-Dogg at second looks tight.  Span in center makes us...
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Word play time. Joe Mauer Painfully rich, super rich, mad-rich, insanely rich, side burns, baby Jesus, Bill Gates rich, pre-housing bubble rich, added power now he could be the best all time, did we just jinx him with that best all time bit?, not as good as Justin M but assuredly better then Punto,...
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I am watching the World Series.  Its the top of the ninth game six with the Yankees up 7-3 leading the series 3-2 overall.  The Yankees are so frustrating but its not just the Yankees its baseball.  (Matt Stairs just put one off the upper-deck facade foul and then lined out to Jeter) There...
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