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Joe Mauer is 7 to the 7th generation rich

03/25/2010
By Drakesax

Word play time.

Joe Mauer

Painfully rich, super rich, mad-rich, insanely rich, side burns, baby Jesus, Bill Gates rich, pre-housing bubble rich, added power now he could be the best all time, did we just jinx him with that best all time bit?, not as good as Justin M but assuredly better then Punto, can he close?, Joe Nathan made him what he is…not, let’s hope he finds some decent understated shades to wear out-side, probably bisexual, hasn’t won a post season game since CDH, why are you selling Chevy’s?, wonder if he’s thought about swinging from the right side?, and he should probably start stealing more.

Other then that I’m really not sure what there is to say about Joe.  Thanks for signing and before long the Twins will be his.

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